Silly Questions To Make You Think
October 11th, 2005Why is a round pizza put in a square box?
Can you cry under the water?
Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?
If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?
Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?
Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?
If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?
When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?
Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?
Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?
Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?
If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?
By Bertha Sutliff
October 20th, 2005 at 10:26 pm
I am nine years old and these are interesting.
October 23rd, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Food for thought. Great trivia.
October 26th, 2005 at 10:47 pm
Wow, Bertha, these facts are certainly food for thought. Great going.
November 5th, 2005 at 9:17 pm
great. here is some more.
If walmart is always lowering its prices why is nothing free?
why is it that people go to the frig find nothing sit back down and come back in a few minutes thinking that something has magicaly apeared?
January 5th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
hey, heres some more:
who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
why do people say “I have to use the ATM Machine” They are really saying I have to use the automatic transaction machine machine! ?
why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?
Why is it that when something is sent in a car, its called shipment, and yet when something is sent in a ship, its called cargo?
Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest of them have to drown too?
If today is the first day of the rest of our lives, what in the world was yesterday?
Why do they call them apartments when the are all stuck together?
Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly?
How would you throw away a trash can?
How would you know when you are out of invisible ink?
What would happen if you get scared half to death twice?
If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow?
Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
March 15th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Wow, interesting stuff to think about…heres one…
Ever wonder about the age of charecters like Winnie the Pooh and Bugs Bunny…?
April 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
why is black called black… why cant they call it red.
May 1st, 2007 at 10:11 am
if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
May 16th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
why is a building called a building when its already built?
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
bottled water has an expiration date because the plastic bottle eventually breaks down, and the chemicals in the plastic can make you sick.
June 7th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?
June 9th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Do you ever think about: If a tree falls in a forest but no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? We Know the Speed of light…so what’s the speed of dark? If the Buckaneers are called the Bucs then what are the Titans Called?
June 12th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?
the oither penny is for thier listening
July 5th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
I kow many answers to these. But I will not answer them. I also have one. Why are buildings called buildings if they are already built? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
hmm
And why do we think of ourselves as the smartest, and only ones, when I try to talk to my friends about parrell universes they say ‘But why do they bother to exist?’
What if we are not the original universe?
I am rather deep and enjoy questions about life.
And also in the ‘Moon landing’ how come there is no sound in space but I can still here the engine and the parts breaking off? Hmmm If you would like to contact me email me or add me on MSN using this email address;
walletis_1234@hotmail.com. Thank-you
I also love wormholes and deep space physics…
October 26th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
This should be the number one silly question to make you think.
“If there is no such thing as a stupid question, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
November 1st, 2007 at 9:50 am
What are the 23 flavors of doctor pepper?
November 6th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
‘how did the keep off the grass sign get there’
‘why doesn’t super glue stick to the packet’
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
November 7th, 2007 at 8:21 am
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
November 9th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Is the opposite of “pro” “noob”?
November 9th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
I have one
In prison why do they swab your arms with alcohol before they give you a lethal injection
November 10th, 2007 at 12:00 am
If you want someone to perform well, why do you tell them to “break a leg”
November 10th, 2007 at 12:10 am
I noticed that alot of people have chinese words as tatoos, do the chinese have english words as tatooes?
November 12th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Why is a pickle green? And why is it bumpy?
Why do you park in a drive way and drive in a park way?
November 14th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
the answer to the one about 0 degrees depends if it is in C or F because 0C is 32F and 0F is -17.77777777777778C so the answer would be either be 16F or -35.55555555555556C