An ostrich has a very small brain, no bigger than its eye.

Your stomach will begin to digest itself if it does not produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks.

Watch your calories and don’t lick your stamps. You consume 1/10 of a calorie when you do.

If someone calls you a “twit” you are a pregnant goldfish.

Produce four same sex babies at the same time and you are an armadillo.

Hold an office as Speaker of the House in England and find yourself not allowed to speak.

Your right hand can’t help your left hand type this word. “Stewardesses” is typed only with the left hand.

The only casualty of the first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II was an elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

Birds can never fly into space. They require gravity to swallow or they die.

Be a registered blood donor in Paraguay and you are allowed to duel.

Frogs in space do amazing things. They can throw up their stomachs, use their forearms to clean them out and then swallow them back down.

If you should see an historical statue of a man on a horse take notice. If the horse has both front legs in the air then the person represented by the rider, died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air then the person represented by the rider, died as a result of his wounds. If the horse has all four feet on the ground, then the person represented by the rider, died of natural causes.

By Bertha Sutliff